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- If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)
- Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers (1918 - 2002)
- I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg (1849 - 1912), A Madman's Diary, 1895
- Yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
- Bible, Matthew xv. 27.
- Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
- Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), (Snoopy)
- You can't surprise a man with a dog.
- Cindy Chupack, Sex and the City, Don't Ask, Don't Tell, 2000
- It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
- Eleanor H. Porter (1868 - 1920), Pollyanna, 1912
- If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
- Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
- When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
- Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
- The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
- Henry Ward Beecher (1813 - 1887)
- A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
- Irish Proverb
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez
- Who knew that dog saliva can mend a broken heart?
- Jennifer Neal, nakedjen, 07-22-08
- Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
- Joe Gores
- My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein
- When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.
- John B. Bogart (1848 - 1921)
- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings (1818 - 1885)
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
- Maurice Maeterlinck (1862 - 1949)
- A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
- Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
- Peter Steiner, cartoon in The New Yorker, July 5, 1993
- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
- A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras
- I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
- Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
- Sue Murphy
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