Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 16, 2008
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
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Marlon Brando (1924 - 2004)
Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
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Ellen DeGeneres
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
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