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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 01, 2008
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
The future is much like the present, only longer.
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Dan Quisenberry
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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Robert Orben
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
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William Feather (1908 - 1976)
S p o n s o r e d   L i n k [Buy a text ad here]
What Wouldn't Jesus Do?
Funny T-Shirts from Busted Tees
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